Sat
Jul
4
saltyeyess:
gesualdi:
saltyeyess:
Why do you have to take half an hour, dad? I want Panera nowwwwww.
Panera is the devil.
(I work there. IM FUCKIN CLOSING ON THE 4th OF JULY. FUCK DIS SHIT)
Awe, i’m sorry, but someone has to close, right? And can’t you just like eat the food for free? I’d be pretty happy about that.
We get a discount but the food isn’t free. We do get to take home leftover bread and baked goods at the end of the night but everything at Panera is so calorie and fat laden that it’s pretty much the worst place ever.
saltyeyess:
Why do you have to take half an hour, dad? I want Panera nowwwwww.
Panera is the devil.
(I work there. IM FUCKIN CLOSING ON THE 4th OF JULY. FUCK DIS SHIT)
I got two paragraphs in and was convinced I’d accidentally downloaded some idiot’s bullshit novel that they were masquerading as Catcher in the Rye in order to get people to read it.
At this point, I don’t really know if I should keep reading.
Fri
Jul
3
rosetintedworld:
thelovelybones:
iswearthistimeitsforreal:
Boy: Corgan Vedder
Girl: Keira-Bella
Girl: Aurora
Boy: River.. I think.
The boys one is still in progress but the girls one is basically stuck in cement.
Girl: Scarlett
Boy: Preston
Boy: Dash
Girl: Archer Avenue
Yeah, I’m going to give the kids I’ll never have weird-ass, hipster names.
I have such a crush on the guy that works at my local record store.
But he’s probably just as nice to everyone else so I’m not really trying to holler…
but damn.
Wed
Jun
24
David took it as an analysis of the precipice we’re all on between childhood and adulthood.
Four kids, fresh out of high school driving to Nova Scotia without any real adults and not getting lost or killed is a fairly mature and adult thing to do.
Going 90+ the entire way, flashing Bill Cosby’s face as we passed countless cars, smuggling pot over the border, intercepting police and Spanish speakers on walkie talkies, trying to pass money from car to car while still moving, running dangerously low on gas on endless stretches of highway… We are children.
And that was day one.
We did many interesting things, many things we forgot or choose to forget, dozens of uninteresting things and countless things we’ll remember for far too long. The American border police certainly enjoyed the photos.
They also fucked us.
I lost the love of my life an hour and a half from home. I’ll never see my car again. I wish I could quote the charming, art-school-fucked, host of one of our more ridiculous nights in Canada and say (albeit very slowly) NBD, DB but it is in fact, a very big deal, dirt bag.
For a week, with three kids I don’t know that well.
This is called living life on the edge.
Thu
Jun
11
mansions:
ok on saturday we leave to start this tour thing. you know that thing where you go and play shows and sleep on floors and stop bathing. its gonna be a sweet time and its with backseat goodbye, breathe electric, and october nites. we’re bringing a bball, some peanuts butter, and i heard sal is bringing at least one drumstick. here are the dates, if we’re anywhere near you please come out and if we’ve met before, then please let us stay with you i promise we will be clean and leave when you need to go to work in the morning and we can do your dishes and other chores. oh and if we havent met before but you like our songs and dont wear a captain kirk mask spraypainted white (halloween reference) and dont live with your parents or live with really cool parents who arent weirded out by total sketchballs invading their loving home, then please let us stay with you etc.
- 6/14 New Canaan, CT Outback Teen Center
6/15 Allston, MA Harper’s ferry
6/16 Cleveland, OH Pirate’s Cove
6/17 Jasper, IN Calumet Lakeside Pavillion
6/18 Evansville, IN Boney June’s
6/19 Fort Wayne, IN Masonic Temple
6/20 Morris, IL The Korova
6/21 Mokena, IL Soundlab
6/24 Lawton, OK Crossfit Havoc
6/25 Dallas, TX The Max
6/26 Waco, TX Art Ambush
6/27 Humble, TX Fuel Cafe
6/28 San Antonio, TX The White Rabbit
7/1 Louisville, KY Bulldog Cafe
i think there are also a few more dates being added in places like st. louis and nebraska, so keep yah earballs peeled. oh and our fall has the most outrageously awesome hilariously cool tour plans i cant wait to blab about, so seriously pay attention.
Why you gotta play me like that? It would be a terrible idea for me to go to that first show when I have to drive to Nova Scotia at 6AM the next day. Obviously that means I can’t go to that second show. MANSIONS, I adore thee but you need to work WITH me.
Anyway, whoever is reading this, I’m telling you to go to any or all of these shows. It might be the best idea you’ve ever had.
